Features of cigarette and benefits of smoking it:
01: Expiry date is not written on the cigarette box, it seems that the day it is made is the expiration date, buy it with closed eyes.
02: When you smoke, you have to recite Bismillah at the beginning and Alhamdulillah at the end. Enjoy.
03: Thieves do not come to the smoker's house. The thieves who have been coughing all night think that the servants are awake.
04: If you have a sandwich in your pocket and remember sitting in the washroom, no one eats there. Cigarettes are smoked when remembered. Instead, they go to the washroom to smoke cigarettes.
05: A dog does not bite a smoker. The poor man is afraid that he has something burning in his hand.
06: Smoker's hair does not turn white (turn does not come).
07: The bigger the smoker, the more comfortable he will travel. (If the companion has a delicate temperament, he often gets up after saying this. You can sit comfortably open).
08: New smokers make new friends (if you keep coming to the doctors).
09: It is the only product on which pictures of sick models can be used for advertisement. No one celebrates.
10: Smokers are diligent, smart and picky people. (Didn't look so cheap that no ash or spark fell on the clothes).
11: Cigarettes prevent boredom. (Whether it's a guest or a bored party, go out with your fingers on the cigarette butt and excuse me).
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